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My favorite part about using these swaps is so I can do really neat things like break the lawn, pawn off or absorb debt instead of paying it back, hide certain trades by packaging them up as something shiny and new, and best of all, I can use it to manipulate markets and destroy companies! But my favorite feature most of all is that I don't even have to tell anyone that I am doing it!! I delay the reporting of my swap positions and that helps me get away with more crime!! It's so wonderful that I live in a society where I can take my investors money, do what I please with it, but only ever in the clients best interest of course, and then not even tell anyone what I am doing with it by delaying reporting for years! All the while I make markets, own hedge funds, throw bedpost, and the public are none the wiser! Definitely no conflict of interest as I self report, self regulate, make markets with my infinite liquidity, delay reporting, add some more infinite liquidity and voila!!! I worked really hard to gain the trust of my patrons and I would never steer them wrong, that's why I am convicted in hiding what I do with their money! What a great ponzi I have here, wouldn't you agree?
