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Ten years ago - no, 11 now, we had Bob Hope, Steve Jobs, and Johnny Cash. Flash forward to the present and we've got no hope, no jobs and no cash. I hope to God Kevin Bacon doesn't die.
As I was writing this, I was smoking 2 ginormous blunts, and a cop walked up to me. He asked me what I was doing. I turned to the camera and said, I'm double-jointed. Then it got weird. The cop started breakdancing.
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Sincerely,
Benjarvis Ghazi