Comment Text:
it has come to out out attention that M Blomski has been manipulating the cake market. On recent occasions he has been seen to take down the whole fresh cream cake section of the local coffee shop.
We are concerned if he carries on this behavior there will be a 100% rise in cake prices at coffee shops across the world.
Blomski manages to consumer cakes at a rate of 1 per second. Why is he not fat? something needs to be done. Cakes should be for everyone.
